The Libs are Right! Let's Join Them.

Any conservative who has kept up with the news surely has gotten a few years older and greyer from the constant worrying about the future of our country. But why worry?

The other side isn’t worried, they seem to be going through life with a smile and a wink singing Hmm, Hmmm, and Hmmm all day long, and they may be right.

The reason for all the singing and joy is because all is well in Obamaland, and we on the other hand, just don’t see it, if only we could only be more like them, we too would be much happier. Let’s all switch over, right now, come join me.

The First Thing to Remember is to Stop worrying so much about Jobs, Taxes, Health Care Reform or the Climate Bill, the Government will take care of YOU!

Let’s instead concentrate on the real news, please only read Liberal newspapers, tune your television to MSNBC only, and rejoice in the small things.

First, the talk of the town is the new Michelle Obamadoll, a slimmed down version of Mrs. Obama has hit the shelves just in time for Christmas. It comes with 3 outfits, and sells for a mere $12.99. This is a must in the growing indoctrination of our kids, every young girl should have someone to look up to. Please add it to you list of ‘to haves.’

Some other topics to keep up with are: Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, this is a big event in that it encourages all of our employers to reward us now for any future accomplishment, this will really boost our ego, and make us all work harder in the future.

As a matter of fact, one television station has already rewarded it’s employees by letting them control their own teleprompter. Yup, in a bid to save money, this station is planning to reassign the technicians who operate the electronic prompters to anchors, and the station wants its anchors to operate teleprompters using a series of hand levers and foot pedals, while they're reading the news as it scrolls by. What a great idea, exercise while working.

In other breaking news: A South Carolina teenager is facing a felony charge for throwing a "deadly missile" at a moving vehicle. According to the Hernando County Sheriff's Office report, the 15-year-old suspect, a passenger in a Dodge, allegedly threw a burrito Saturday afternoon at Addie's Honda as the cars traveled alongside each other on a Florida street. Cops discovered burrito remnants inside and outside the vehicle, as well as on Addie, who was not injured when struck by the flying foodstuff. The terrorist have arrived!

Mediamatters.org, the place for serious news, is concentrating on the fight between the Whitehouse and Fox news, and they have hit the nail on the head as to why Fox has become so popular. “It seems that Fox’s tactic has been all too apparent: steal conservative media figures from real news networks like CNN, MSNBC, and ABC in order to build something new from the pieces -- something that only superficially resembles a legitimate news outlet.” According to reports, “CNN's immigrant-bashing conspiracy theorist Lou Dobbs met with Ailes over dinner last month. Could Dobbs be taking his loony quest for President Obama's already-available birth certificate to Fox Business?” How did I miss this?

From Our Future.org, I was re-educated on actually who doesn’t want to read the bills, they say, and I quote, “(Remember way back when, conservatives would complain that bills were thousands of pages too long and no one could understand what was in them? Good times.)” All this time I was misinformed by the video from CNSNews.com showing that during his speech at a National Press Club luncheon, House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers, a Democrat from Michigan, questioned the point of lawmakers reading the health care bill. Wow, I was so miss-informed.

The Biggest news of the day comes from MSNBC: Rahm Emmanuel won the first prize in a GQ contest, it seems he is the newest ‘Mover and Shaker’. Let’s all rejoice in singing Hallelujah!

Don’t fall off the band wagon friends, keep drinking your kool-aid, and stay happy!