The Birds and the Bees. A conversation with Adults?

This is a random mother daughter conversation, that resulted in unexpected answers, so the same converstion was asked from her son.

24 year old pregnant daughter and mother

.Mother: “Jaki, if at the age of four your son comes home and ask you about the birds and the bees, what will you say?”

Daughter: “ I would tell him they are very nice animals, and he should go talk to his science teacher”

Mother: “Well, what if your son is now seven years old, and he asks you ‘where do babies come from’?”

Daughter: “ I would tell him that when a man and a woman love each other, God gives them a gift, a baby”

Mother: “ Ok, now you son is eight and he asks ‘mommy, Tommy has two daddies, how did he become a gift?’”

Daughter: ”Son, his mommy went away on vacation after she got her gift.”

Mother: “Next day, your son comes home and says “mommy, Jane has two mommies, how come only one mommy got a gift‘?”

Daughter: “Well son, the other mommy was bad, and God did not give her a gift.”

Mother: “What if at nine, your son asks you ‘what is sex’?”

Daughter: “Sex is a bad word. You are not allowed to say that word until you are 18, and if you ever think about it before you‘re 18, your wee-wee is going to fall off.”

Mother: “ Now older and wiser, what if at ten, your son tells you that he loves Mary, and wants to know when God is going to give them a gift?”

Daughter: “I’m going to tell him to go talk to his uncle.”

Mother: “Now he’s eighteen, and tells you he got a girl pregnant”?

Daughter: “Looks like we’ll have to invite her parents over for dinner.”

　

Same conversation with 30 year old son.

Mother: “Rob, if at the age of four your son comes home and ask you about the birds and the bees, what will you say?”

Son: “I would say that birds fly, and bees make honey, and if you touch their honey, they will sting you.”

Mother: “Well, what if your son is now seven years old, and he asks you ‘where do babies come from’?”

Son: “I would say they come from mommies, go talk to her.”

Mother: “ Ok, now you son is eight and he asks ‘daddy, Tommy has two daddies, where did he come from’?”

Son: “I would say, that there was a mommy at one time, she had a baby, and then she moved to Michigan to go make more babies.”

Mother: “Next day, your son comes home and says “daddy, Jane has two mommies, how come she doesn‘t have a sister‘?”

Son: “Her other mother can’t have babies because she is too fat.”

Mother: “What if at nine, your son asks you ‘what is sex’?”

Son: “I’m a little busy, go ask your mother.”

Mother: “ Now older and wiser, what if at ten, your son tells you that he loves Mary, and wants to know when he is going to have a baby?”

Son: “You are not going to have a baby until you are in your twenties.”

Mother: “Now he’s eighteen, and tells you he got a girl pregnant”?

Son: “We’ll be planning a wedding, dam it.”